Chuck Norris

I used to watch Conan O'Brien religiously because I love his humor. He used to have a "Chuck Norris" lever where at any time during his show, he could pull the lever and a clip from "Walker Texas Ranger" would pop on the screen and show Chuck Norris kicking butt. From a friend, I found this hilarious website that lists random Chuck Norris Facts. Everyone has their favorite Chuck Norris Fact, but my favorite one (because I'm a math dork), is "Chuck Norris can divide by zero."

Now if only I can call Chuck to do something about my waitlists...